Welcome to Mar-a-Lago, Home of the Palm Beach Payola
Whether you're a foreign dignitary, swingin' K street lobbyist, FSB agent posing as a bellhop, or just some work-a-day schnook in "construction", you'll enjoy the gilded grounds of Mar-a-Lago—a tremendous seaside resort that will cater to your every pay-for-play need. Come rub elbows with the fellows! Apply for membership today!
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Apply for membership today!
You, too, can be a member of America's finest club. Stroll through the Dodd-Frank Vomitorium ... Join the Budgetary Roundtable and Buffet … Enjoy the Deregulation Panel with Turndown Service … . Simply follow the steps below and send your application in today.
I go, you go, we all go ... to Mar-a-Lago!
1) Get the application
Read, print, and sign!
2) Mail it in
Mail your application to:
President Donald J. Trump
The Mar-a-Lago Club
1100 South Ocean Boulevard
Palm Beach, Florida 33480
(May we suggest including some sort of bribe? Monopoly money maybe? Or chocolate coins? Those things are the best.)
3) Share with friends
Take a pic of your application and share it with the hashtag #maralagome
That's it! You're done. Thanks for participating in our democracy. God bless you. And God bless the Country Club of America.